Me and Mao

Daring to go where few freedom loving loiterers go, LWAT v Mao, smack down in T Square.
Perceptive viewers will note the disapproving grimace on my face which clearly indicates my disapproval for the Communist ideology which holds oppressing the masses for the benefit of a few as its guiding philosophy, and hence my separati, and hence my separation from the vanguard and hence need to eradicate me. Note also the Free Tibet t-shirt cunningly displayed beneath my shirt !!!
And no, the narrow eyes are not imitation - it was a bright day.

Welcome to China (Beijing, 25/08)

Spotted this little beauty in front of a new pedestrian mall in the middle of Beijing.
From best I can work out it is trying to say the following, from left to right:

1. No East German Trabants
2. No bicycles (We are capitalists now)
   
3. No wheelchairs
   
4. In either direction
5. No dogs (uncooked)
6. No war
7. No love
8. No bad card tricks
9. No ice skating
10. No drop punts
11. No vomiting
12. No surfing
13. No Falun Gung
14. No faiths of multiple Gods (Damned Hindus)
15. No flying a kite
16. No sleeping on top of each other in tents
17. No P-ing
18. No fires - especially under jugglers (Take note street performers)
    
19. No mixing food and music
20. No people (Every quasi Communists dream !!!!)