Al qaeeda and Israel

I walk in to the restaurant after another lovely meal eaten on the table outside, and say hello to the friendly proprietor - dressed in his usual white djellabah, small white round cap and proudly Muslim beard.

Me: And why have I never seen this waiter before ?
Him: He is afraid of you. With your beard, maybe he thinks you are......
Me: Al qaeeda ?
Him: Ha ha, no, Israeli. You know Al qaeeda is better than Israel, Al qaeeda they kill slowly, but the Israelis - three thousand people dead in Gaza.
Me: Ahh, Al qaeeda and Israel they are just as bad as each other, they should build a big space ship and send them both to the moon. Then they can all live there together.
Him: Hmm, I think they would need a restaurant