Welcome to China (Beijing, 25/08)

Spotted this little beauty in front of a new pedestrian mall in the middle of Beijing.
From best I can work out it is trying to say the following, from left to right:

1. No East German Trabants
2. No bicycles (We are capitalists now)
   
3. No wheelchairs
   
4. In either direction
5. No dogs (uncooked)
6. No war
7. No love
8. No bad card tricks
9. No ice skating
10. No drop punts
11. No vomiting
12. No surfing
13. No Falun Gung
14. No faiths of multiple Gods (Damned Hindus)
15. No flying a kite
16. No sleeping on top of each other in tents
17. No P-ing
18. No fires - especially under jugglers (Take note street performers)
    
19. No mixing food and music
20. No people (Every quasi Communists dream !!!!)